10 non-hoodie outfits black and Latino youngsters should wear to appear less...
Geraldo Rivera made a statement on Friday, “urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters particularly not to let their children go out wearing hoodies. I think the hoodie is as much responsible...
View ArticleTom Petty Thought for the Day
I can’t afford a shrink anymore, but Tom Petty is a high quality substitute:
View ArticleLiz Brown’s Comedy Reel
Is it a “comedy reel”? Or are you supposed to call it an “acting reel”? But there’s writing in there too. I don’t get it. Anyway, here it is!
View ArticleDear Rolling Stone: Controversial articles are fine. Shitty reporting isn’t.
Rolling Stone’s “insightful” article is basically a collection of pasted together news reports from three months ago with ZERO new insights into what would make someone act like a truly evil shithead....
View ArticleLiz Brown 2015: Her Year in Numbers
(NOTE: THIS LIST IS ALMOST ENTIRELY ACCURATE) Prescription and non-prescription drugs given up: 6 Cats euthanized: 1 Human babies created: 0.85 Panic attacks experienced: 103 Pounds gained: 37 Hours...
View ArticleRejection Project, Month 3 Report: 133% Success Rate
It’s officially spring. Fresh flowers and rejection letters are a-bloomin’ everywhere. March 2016 was an intense month for me. After the initial post-birth adrenaline wore off some time in late...
View ArticleI’m on Marie Claire for My Big Lazy Eye
I’ve got my first legit “beauty” piece published. It’s a memoir piece about all of the ways I tried to hide my lazy eye growing up and how it still haunts me as an adult! Diary of a Lazy Eye: The...
View ArticleI’m in “Good Housekeeping” for My ‘Ingratitude List’
“Good Housekeeping” featured my article: Gratitude Lists Are B.S.: It Was an ‘Ingratitude’ List That Saved Me this past weekend, right under an article about five new exciting ways to cook chicken...
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